For the past 5 years, I have said that Pop Tarts and Peanut Butter—a food ministry of the Cumberland Presbyterian Church in Burns Flat, Oklahoma sounded like the title of a country and western song. So enough talking about it. I started it. Anyone want to add another verse or two?
Pop Tarts and peanut butter you have saved my life
Had to spread you with a spoon, not old enough for a knife.
When mom and dad are gone and I’m left to feed myself.
I grab the Pop Tarts and peanut butter and I can’t even reach the shelf.
Pop Tarts have a lot of sugar but they beat nothing at all.
Peanut butter is healthy and makes you big and tall.
You can even mix them together and come out none the worse,
You had better find a real song writer if you want another verse.